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Tall story: 7ft 1in business student, 21, towers over his 5ft 9in girlfriend

Towering over his 5ft 9in girlfriend, this is the 7ft 1in business student who is so tall that he needs custom-made clothes and cannot fit onto a bed. 

William Jewell, from High Wycombe, has towered over friends since he was a teenager, despite there being no history of extreme height in his family.

By the time he was 13, the keen basketball player already stood at 6ft 3in - seven inches taller than the average height for a teenage boy

The 21-year-old, pictured with his girlfriend Selina Swift, 19, also cannot fit properly on a normal-sized bed

Jilted Lover Cut All Joint Possessions In Half And Sold Them

A scorned lover in Germany took the term “break up” a little too literally…

He sawed all their items in two and gave his ex’s half back to her, before sticking his share on eBay.

Items listed include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone

 

(Copyright: eBay)

Known only as Martin, he wrote to his former partner – via the global medium of YouTube – “Thank you for 12 beautiful years, Laura”, next to a video montage of him sawing their stuff up, before listing them on the Internet shopping site.

 

(Photo: eBay)

Laura reportedly dumped Martin, after 12 years of marriage, to be with a friend.

Items listed - as a joke, Martin claims - include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone.

That’s some hardcore cutting expertise, he used there. Impressive skills! It’s one way to get rid of any excess energy, we suppose. 

  

The world's most bizarre burgers revealed

Fast food giants are falling over themselves to create the most bizarre burgers, staining buns with charcoal and dying cheese with squid ink. 

But the newest addition to the barmy burger family is the eyebrow-raising lurid red version which comes courtesy of Burger King Japan.

The AKA Burger (aka mean red in Japanese) comes in two patty varieties - Samurai Beef and Samurai Chicken - encased in scarlet buns, smothered in red hot spicy miso and pepper sauce, and topped off with stomach-churning red cheese.

 

 

The red colour is down to the addition of tomato powder. Pictured here is the Samurai Chicken burger

Bon appetit! Squid ink stained the cheese slices in Burger King's Kuro Pearl and Kuro Diamond burgers

My beauty reduces men to tears': Meet the 58-year-old grandmother with a six-pack

 

A 58-year-old grandmother believes other women are intimidated by her looks, because she is so beautiful, her features have reduced men to tears.

Stephanie Arnott, who lives with husband Ian, 66, in Maidstone, Kent, says she believes she has the face and the figure of a women 20 years younger, which she puts down to 'luck and good genes'.

Mrs Arnott, who has one daughter and one grandchild, said her partner enjoys all the attention she gets from other men - but has also noticed that women are jealous of his wife. 

So what I sometimes do is have a glass of wine and keep walking and talking and then let Ian snap me when I am relaxed.

'When I was a lot younger I had thick long blonde hair – and used to do the routes every five days including my eyebrows. My double was Ursula Andress!

‘Now I can see Cher in myself - but I am a softer featured face than Cher so I think I am a better version.

'I like a plump lip on top (although I’ve never had fillers) but a lot of these woman have gone over the top. To me the art of looking good is not to go too overboard.

 Perfection is a clear light and bright natural face. Men have often told me I’m fresh-faced, which is the best compliment

'I am definitely not as good looking as I used to be. Over the last three or four years my face has dropped, lines have appeared above my upper lift and in the concertina area between the eyes....

Men really ARE the weaker sex

 They are known as the weaker sex, yet they regularly outlive the men in their lives.

Now, scientists think they know why. They say that an accident to inheritance means that it is men, not women, who are the weaklings. Geneticist Neil Gemmell says that mothers are cursing their sons by giving them defective DNA.

This DNA has subtle effects on everything from brain and heart health and muscle strength to fertility and so helps send men to an early grave.

The same DNA isn’t harmful to women, in fact it is ‘exquisitely adapted’ to their needs.

Defective DNA passed to men by their mothers has negative health effects

Bad for their heart and brain, muscle health, energy levels and fertility

Same DNA isn't harmful to women, it's 'exquisitely adapted' to their needs

Scientist said: 'I call it a mother's curse. Men definitely are the weaker sex'

    

Alex Song enjoys 'night out with the girls' while wearing glow in the dark trainers

Alex Song is renowned for his adventurous dress sense but the Barcelona midfielder might have taken things a step too far with the latest addition to his wardrobe... a pair of glow in the dark trainers.The 27-year-old enforcer, who spent last season on loan with Premier League side West Ham, posted a picture of his illuminated footwear while enjoying what appears to be a girls' night out.The Instagram picture of Song posing in his new sneaks with wife Olivia and a pair of lady friends was accompanied by the caption: 'Quality night with the girls'.

               

   The Barcelona midfielder shows off his glow in the dark trainers on a night out with the girls



    Song then posted another picture with some snazzy footwear

   Song is renowned for his unusual sense of style and regularly posts the evidence on Instagram