Jilted Lover Cut All Joint Possessions In Half And Sold Them

A scorned lover in Germany took the term “break up” a little too literally…

He sawed all their items in two and gave his ex’s half back to her, before sticking his share on eBay.

Items listed include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone

 

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Known only as Martin, he wrote to his former partner – via the global medium of YouTube – “Thank you for 12 beautiful years, Laura”, next to a video montage of him sawing their stuff up, before listing them on the Internet shopping site.

 

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Laura reportedly dumped Martin, after 12 years of marriage, to be with a friend.

Items listed - as a joke, Martin claims - include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone.

That’s some hardcore cutting expertise, he used there. Impressive skills! It’s one way to get rid of any excess energy, we suppose.