Friday, 19 June 2015

Jilted Lover Cut All Joint Possessions In Half And Sold Them


A scorned lover in Germany took the term “break up” a little too literally…

He sawed all their items in two and gave his ex’s half back to her, before sticking his share on eBay.

Items listed include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone

 

(Copyright: eBay)

(Copyright: eBay)

Known only as Martin, he wrote to his former partner – via the global medium of YouTube – “Thank you for 12 beautiful years, Laura”, next to a video montage of him sawing their stuff up, before listing them on the Internet shopping site.

 
(Photo: eBay)


Laura reportedly dumped Martin, after 12 years of marriage, to be with a friend.

Items listed - as a joke, Martin claims - include half a bed, half a teddy bear, half a sofa, half a laptop, half a bike and half a mobile phone.

That’s some hardcore cutting expertise, he used there. Impressive skills! It’s one way to get rid of any excess energy, we suppose.(Photo: eBay) 

 (Photo: eBay) 

The world's most bizarre burgers revealed

Fast food giants are falling over themselves to create the most bizarre burgers, staining buns with charcoal and dying cheese with squid ink. 
But the newest addition to the barmy burger family is the eyebrow-raising lurid red version which comes courtesy of Burger King Japan.

The AKA Burger (aka mean red in Japanese) comes in two patty varieties - Samurai Beef and Samurai Chicken - encased in scarlet buns, smothered in red hot spicy miso and pepper sauce, and topped off with stomach-churning red cheese.


Burger King's AKA Burger comes in two patty varieties - Samurai Beef and Samurai Chicken - encased in red buns, smothered in red spicy mist and pepper sauce and topped off with a slice of red cheese  




 
The red colour is down to the addition of tomato powder. Pictured here is the Samurai Chicken burger
The red colour is down to the addition of tomato powder. Pictured here is the Samurai Chicken burger

Bon appetit! Squid ink stained the cheese slices in Burger King's Kuro Pearl and Kuro Diamond burgers

Bon appetit! Squid ink stained the cheese slices in Burger King's Kuro Pearl and Kuro Diamond burgers

My beauty reduces men to tears': Meet the 58-year-old grandmother with a six-pack

 
A 58-year-old grandmother believes other women are intimidated by her looks, because she is so beautiful, her features have reduced men to tears.
Stephanie Arnott, who lives with husband Ian, 66, in Maidstone, Kent, says she believes she has the face and the figure of a women 20 years younger, which she puts down to 'luck and good genes'.

Mrs Arnott, who has one daughter and one grandchild, said her partner enjoys all the attention she gets from other men - but has also noticed that women are jealous of his wife. 
So what I sometimes do is have a glass of wine and keep walking and talking and then let Ian snap me when I am relaxed.

'When I was a lot younger I had thick long blonde hair – and used to do the routes every five days including my eyebrows. My double was Ursula Andress!
‘Now I can see Cher in myself - but I am a softer featured face than Cher so I think I am a better version.
'I like a plump lip on top (although I’ve never had fillers) but a lot of these woman have gone over the top. To me the art of looking good is not to go too overboard.
 Perfection is a clear light and bright natural face. Men have often told me I’m fresh-faced, which is the best compliment
'I am definitely not as good looking as I used to be. Over the last three or four years my face has dropped, lines have appeared above my upper lift and in the concertina area between the eyes....

'Men have often told me I’m fresh-faced, which is the best compliment'

Tuesday, 16 June 2015

Men really ARE the weaker sex

 They are known as the weaker sex, yet they regularly outlive the men in their lives.
Now, scientists think they know why. They say that an accident to inheritance means that it is men, not women, who are the weaklings. Geneticist Neil Gemmell says that mothers are cursing their sons by giving them defective DNA.
This DNA has subtle effects on everything from brain and heart health and muscle strength to fertility and so helps send men to an early grave.
The same DNA isn’t harmful to women, in fact it is ‘exquisitely adapted’ to their needs.


  • Defective DNA passed to men by their mothers has negative health effects
  • Bad for their heart and brain, muscle health, energy levels and fertility
  • Same DNA isn't harmful to women, it's 'exquisitely adapted' to their needs
  • Scientist said: 'I call it a mother's curse. Men definitely are the weaker sex'

  •     Scientist at the University of Ontago in New Zealand say men really are the weaker sex. Professor Neil Gemmell said defective DNA passed from mothers to their sons has subtle, but negative effects on their health, meaning they have shorter life expectancy

  • Alex Song enjoys 'night out with the girls' while wearing glow in the dark trainers


    Alex Song is renowned for his adventurous dress sense but the Barcelona midfielder might have taken things a step too far with the latest addition to his wardrobe... a pair of glow in the dark trainers.The 27-year-old enforcer, who spent last season on loan with Premier League side West Ham, posted a picture of his illuminated footwear while enjoying what appears to be a girls' night out.The Instagram picture of Song posing in his new sneaks with wife Olivia and a pair of lady friends was accompanied by the caption: 'Quality night with the girls'.

                   Alex Song poses with his wife Olivia (2nd left) and friends while wearing a pair of illuminated shoes

    The Barcelona midfielder shows off his glow in the dark trainers on a night out with the girls

       The Barcelona midfielder shows off his glow in the dark trainers on a night out with the girls

    Song then posted another picture with some snazzy footwear

        Song then posted another picture with some snazzy footwear
    Midfielder regularly posts the evidence on InstagramSong is renowned for his unusual sense of style
       Song is renowned for his unusual sense of style and regularly posts the evidence on Instagram

    Here come the Obama girls!



      Tea with a prince: Michelle Obama sits down with Harry at Kensington Palace - then pops in



    US First Lady Michelle Obama met Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha (centre) at 10 Downing Street today as part of her visit to London. She is in the UK to help highlight her campaign to get more of the world's poorest girls get educated and make it 'an urgent economic issue'. Earlier Mrs Obama, her daughters, Malia (right), 16, and 14-year-old Sasha (left) and her mother, Marian Robinson, took tea with Prince Harry (inset) at Kensington Palace. Harry, 30, who is known to get on with Mrs Obama, was 'very pleased' to host her and 'delighted' to meet her family, Kensington Palace said. The wife of US President Barack Obama also delighted a group of inner-city schoolgirls with a personal message that education is 'the ultimate key' and the 'the world needs more girls like you'.

    Dog owner avoids jail over frenzied mauling by Staffordshire bull terrier than left toddler needing 240 stitches.

          Gemma Neil, 29, leaves Blackfriars Crown Court, central London, after being sentenced for allowing her Staffordshire bull terrier to be out of controlled and attacked 18-month-old Mayzee Jo GaspaTiny Mayzee-Jo Gaspa was just 18 months old when the dog savaged her as she stood next to her mother in their kitchen in Archway, North London (pictured)

    A toddler suffered horrific injuries and needed more than 240 stitches to her face and three hours of specialist surgery after a Staffordshire bull terrier attacked her at her home, nearly biting off her nose.  Mayzee-Jo Gaspa was just 18 months old when the dog savaged her as she stood next to her mother in their kitchen in Archway, North London. Today at Blackfriars Crown Court Gemma Neil, 29, the owner of  'Gully', was sentenced to four months in prison, suspended for two years, after pleading guilty to allowing a dog to be dangerously out of control in a public place causing injury to a child.

    Mayzee Jo Gaspa was viciously attacked by a Staffordshire Terrier in her home in Archway, North London, last yearMayzee Jo Gaspa and Maria Dew near their home in Archway, North London, months after a vicious dog attack left her daughter needing 240 stitches
    But the court heard instead of killing the animal, the dog sprang up and trotted off towards a group of children.
    Following the attack Mayzee-Jo was left drenched in blood with half her nose severed and wounds to her lip and cheek. She is scarred for life. After being rushed to St Bartholomew's Hospital Mayzee-Jo needed three hours of specialist plastic surgery to reattach her nose.

    Her mother said Mayzee lost four teeth in the attack and will need ongoing care and at least one more operation - in which surgeons will need to re-break her nose - as her face grows. The scar stretches from her nose all the way across her left cheek and down to her lip. Neil was sentenced to four months, suspended for two years, and ordered to attended a drug rehabilitation programmed.

    Speaking following the sentencing Ms Dew said: 'There really has been no justice for Mayzee.  For allowing a dog to do what it did to a child, I really expected her to be behind bars. 'It's outrageous that something so horrible can happen and she can be allowed to walk free. 'It just shows that dogs, even the ones that their owners think are good-natured, can be dangerous and have devastating consequences.

    'Especially around babies, dogs should be muzzled and kept on a short lead, or better yet, kept away all together.
    'You never can never know what will make a dog snap or what it will do. I don't think I'll ever let my kids be around dogs again.' 



    Baby joy for shark attack survivor Bethany Hamilton: Pro-surfer and husband share first picture of newborn son

     


    Baby joy: Bethany Hamilton and husband Adam Dirks shared this family portrait after announcing the birth of son Tobias


    Inspirational pro-surfer Bethany Hamilton has welcomed a baby boy. The 25-year-old and husband Adam Dirks announced the news on Twitter and shared a first picture of the baby with fans.'Blessed to welcome our son, Tobias, into the world! #stokedmomma,' she captioned it. 
    The couple gaze adoringly at the newborn while Bethany cradles him in the sweet family portrait.
         
            Athlete: Bethany, pictured here in May, stayed active during her pregnancy with ocean swims

    Fur babies: The 25-year-old and her husband also have two dogs

    Project Fame Kicks off with Abuja and Port Harcourt Auditions this Weekend



                               

    4 Dads Share What Not to Do (Or Say) in the Delivery Room



    4 Dads Share What Not to Do (Or Say) in the Delivery Room
    Photo: Getty Images

    These Three Kids Are Going Blind — But First They Want to See the World


    These Three Kids Are Going Blind — But First They Want to See the World

    Rezvani Beast Production Launches As America's Next Supercar




    It’s easy to scoff at the many unheard-of automakers that claim to be creating the latest, greatest supercar. But when California-based Ferris Rezvani made his claim in 2014 things seemed more genuine. For one, there was no mention of a 2,000 horsepower form of propulsion; a mere 500 horsepower was to be top of the range. And the price tag wasn’t set deep into the seven-figure range; a more attainable six figure sticker — starting with a “one,” no less — was to be the number.
    Proving our hunch, Rezvani Motors has now revealed the finished production model, on sale right now — in fact, a couple of Beasts have already been sold and are currently on their way to their new garages. Meet America’s newest super car.
    We’d seen renderings of what the car might look like and what’s glorious here is, in the flesh, it appears to look even better. It’s still based on the lightweight, track-focused Ariel Atom, but with a proper windshield, wilder angles and some rather useful fenders. Ferris Rezvani envisaged taking the Atom’s diminutive chassis and morphing into a more pleasant place to spend time outside of a racetrack, and these pleasantries (like Apple Car Play) only cost 200 lbs. in additional mass — meaning with a curb weight of 1,650 lbs., it should still feel mighty agile, although looking at the carbon seats in the video below, I’m not sure how comfortable it will truly be.
    Under the hood sits an upgraded version of the Atom’s 2.4-liter four-cylinder, featuring both a supercharger and turbocharger, good for 500 horsepower and a 0-60 mph sprint of 2.7 seconds. That's roughly on par with an $845,000 Porsche 918 Spyder. Best of all, is this performance is accessible through a six-speed manual gearbox (or an optional automatic, for the silly). Top speed is 165 mph.
    It was rumored that a lower horsepower, cheaper version of the rear-wheel-drive Beast would also be available, but that is now off the table. That means you won’t be able to buy a Beast for the proposed starting price of $120,000, rather you’ll need $165,000 to buy this more powerful version.

    Michelle Obama sits down for tea with Harry on whistlestop UK tour

    Prince Harry welcomed Michelle Obama and her family for tea at Kensington Palace this morning before she was whisked off to meet David Cameron at Downing Street as part of her two-day visit to Britain.

    The U.S. First Lady spent around 40 minutes chatting with the fifth in line to the throne, who was keen to catch up with them after the warm welcome he received at the White House during his trip to America two years ago.Kensington Palace said the prince was 'very pleased' to host Mrs Obama and 'delighted' to meet her daughters Sasha and Malia and her mother, Marian Robinson, who is said to be known as Mrs R. 

    Royal meeting: Michelle Obama enjoys breakfast tea with Prince Harry at Kensington Palace this morning, where he was said to be 'delighted' to meet her children Malia and Sasha and her mother Marion

    Forced into the dirt and decapitated: ISIS release shocking new 'Jihadi John-style' execution video 'to deflect embarrassing loss of key town in Syria'

    ISIS release new 'Jihadi John-style' execution video 'to deflect loss of town in Syria' 

    Pinned to the desert floor by a masked militant, a prisoner is beheaded in the latest barbaric execution by the Islamic State. The shocking images appear to be a desperate attempt to deflect attention away from yesterday's embarrassing defeat in Tal Abyad that has now cut off their key supply route in Syria.
    They show a masked, black-clad militant brandishing a hunting knife behind the captive in a sickening echo of the executions meted out by the British ISIS militant known as Jihadi John. 

    The victim is then forced face down into the dirt before having his head yanked back as the fanatic takes the knife to his throat. In the last image, his head is then seen resting on the back of his corpse in what has become a shocking trademark sign-off employed by the jihadists. The pictures are high quality and carry the distinctive yellow branding of the group's propaganda wing, suggesting they may be stills from an as-yet unreleased video. 

    The prisoner has been named on social media as Abdullah Baseer Anis, who is understood to have been a member of the Syrian rebel group Jaysh Al-Islam – or Army of Islam – which has been fighting alongside the Kurds against ISIS. 

    The images were released just hours after triumphant Kurdish fighters raised their flag over the border town of Tai Abyad yesterday, dealing a humiliating blow to ISIS which had been entrenched there for more than a year.
    This morning, a Kurdish commander and activists said Kurdish fighters were now in full control of the town, a key supply line for their nearby self-proclaimed capital in Raqqa. Haqi Kobane said Kurdish units were starting to clean up the town along the border with Turkey from booby traps and mines planted by the extremists before they left. 

    The images were released just hours after triumphant Kurdish fighters raised their flag over the border town of Tai Abyad, dealing a humiliating blow to ISIS which had been entrenched there for more than a year

    Real estate mogul Trump says he is running for president


    Donal Trump says he's running for president. (Getty Images)

    Footballer Fellaini, his twin brother and their afros hit Miami beach




    Manchester United midfielder Maroune Fellaini pictured with his twin brother Mansour and their iconic afros on holiday in Miami over the weekend. 

    Photos: Rapper Drake adds some weight...ladies you like? (photos)





    Lol. Nigerians react to report of N8.64billion wardrobe allowance for Lawmakers


    Nigerian leader to meet anti-corruption watchdog head




    By Julia Payne
    ABUJA, June 15 (Reuters) - Nigeria's new leaders will meet the head of a leading global watchdog on corruption to see how billions of dollars in oil revenue leakage can be curbed.
    The head of Oslo-based the Extractive Industries Transparency Initiative (EITI) is expected to meet Nigeria's president or vice president this week, its local arm said on Monday.
    Stamping out corruption was one of the main pledges of new President Muhammadu Buhari's campaign.
    Clare Short, the head of EITI, has come to see how its recommendations can be implemented and help with long-term reforms. The intiative sets global standards for openness in the natural resources industries.
    The executive secretary of EITI's Nigerian arm (NEITI) said last week that over $7.5 billion between 1999-2011 still needed to be recovered from oil and gas companies in Nigeria.
    "The amount represents clear cases of underpayments, under-assessments of taxes, royalties, rents...which have not been adequately addressed in the past," Zainab Ahmed said.
    NEITI has suggested selling the state oil company's stakes in producing joint ventures to fix its budget woes, a call echoed by many in the new administration, as well as scrapping the expensive and graft-riddled fuel subsidy.
    The government relies on oil sales for the bulk of its revenues but there has been little oversight of how these are handled.
    Central bank governor Lamido Sanusi was sacked under former president Goodluck Jonathan after he said that up to $20 billion in oil revenues between 2012 and 2013 had not been remitted to the government by the state oil company NNPC. Buhari said he would re-examine this allegation.
    Ahmed also said NEITI audits showed that some $11.6 billion of dividends between 1999 and 2012 from the government's investment in the Nigerian Liquefied Natural Gas (NLNG) company were not remitted by the state oil company.
    "NNPC was unable to provide any evidence that the funds were remitted to the federation as required by law," she said.
    NNPC said the issue of reconciling accounts had been raised at a previous Inter-Ministerial Task Team and would be discussed at one this week. The team was designed to implement NEITI's findings.
    NEITI has also said the sale of eight oilfields to NNPC's upstream arm in 2010-2011 should be reviewed, as they were sold at $1.85 billion of which only $100 million was remitted to the federation account in February 2014.

    Nigerian President Buhari Blames Jonathan's Outgoing Government For Delayed Minister Appointments


    Muhammadu Buhari

    The UNFORGIVABLE Nightmare (*Wink*) BY Idara Udofia

    Sweat trickles down your spine, as he steps closer.
    You feel the sensitive yet, masculine grasp. 
    You hear the soothing, harmonic harp playing in your mind-hole, as he steps even closer, you feel a tingling sensation, not forgetting that ever present feeling of butterflies soaring high in your guts.
    The hair rising feeling as he takes soft breathes whilst nibbling your ears lovingly.
    As his lip gently caresses that of yours, you feel the adrenalin accelerative, mind-blowing passiveness in every touch.
    You mind-not, as his manly hands those all the exploration.
    Five………………………………
    {Please…..don’t stop}
    Four………………....
    {Hmmmm…… more gentle kisses*}
    Three……….....
    {I pray thee, stay here in my bossom}
    Two………
    {Soft breathes}
    One………
    GASP!!!!!!!

    CURSES………. It was all a **DREAM**

    About The Author

    Idara Udofia
    A graduate of Finanace and Economics from Brunel University Uk. She is a prolific writer and Team Lead of NPO(Nigeria Project Office) At British School of Project Management.

    Friday, 5 June 2015

    How much did Caitlyn Jenner's new face cost? Six surgeries and $70,000 says one doctor

    She debuted as Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair earlier this week.
    But the 65-year-old's new face came with a price tag, one estimated to be in the realm of $70,000.
    On Sunday night's episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Khloe and her sisters hint at Bruce preparing to undergo 'facial feminization surgery' and the following morning the world finally met Caitlyn. 


    Price of beauty: Caitlyn Jenner's facial feminization surgery is estimated to have cost $70,000       Price of beauty: Caitlyn Jenner's facial feminization surgery is estimated to have cost $70,000
    Price of beauty: Caitlyn Jenner's facial feminization surgery is estimated to have cost $70,000

    Plastic surgeon Dr David Alessi speculated about the cost of the procedure in an interview with Page Six.
    Dr Alessi, who is based in Los Angeles, performs nearly a dozen similar surgeries each year, which softens certain characteristically male features and adding a few feminine touches.
    Alessi told the publication that he believes Bruce underwent six procedures to get Caitlyn's face.

    New you: She debuted as Caitlyn Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair earlier this week

    New Jenner on the cover of Vanity Fair earlier this weekw you: She debuted as Caitlyn
     
    Among the surgeries he claims that the former decathlete underwent Rhinoplasty, which runs anywhere between $9k to $15k.
    Then a facial rejuvenation surgery that often costs in the neighbourhood of $25,000.
    Alessi also think that Caitlyn has had a brow lift (around $12k), cheek implants ($6K-$8K), Adam's apple shave ($6K-$10K), and Botox ($800
     
    How much? One doctor estimates that Bruce underwent six surgeries to get Caitlyn's face, pictured on Sunday night's KUWTK
     
    How much? One doctor estimates that Bruce underwent six surgeries to get Caitlyn's face, pictured on Sunday night's KUWTK
    One of the procedures: Last year speculation surrounded Jenner after she was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills clinic where many believed she'd had Adam's apple shaved
     
     
    One of the procedures: Last year speculation surrounded Jenner after she was spotted leaving a Beverly Hills clinic where many believed she'd had Adam's apple shaved
    The total amount the surgeon estimates the cost of all the procedures is around $70,000. 

    In addition, most patients who undergo similar procedures get yearly touch ups and tweaks, to maintain their appearance - and Alessi thinks Caitlyn will be no different. 
    He also believes that Caitlyn will want other procedures down the road, including liposuction to have a more hourglass shape

    Former life: Jenner pictured at the 1975 Pan Am Games in Mexico City